Preorder: This item is on preorder and will ship in 4-6 weeks (hopefully sooner) as of October 26th, 2022.

You guys are insane. Here's the damn shirt! Now SHUT UP ALREADY

This also comes with a free "Cool Dick, Bro" Ringtone, because why the hell not.

Unisex Size Chart (Gildan 5000)

	Width (IN)	Length (IN)	Sleeve Center Back (IN)
S	18	28	15.625
M	20	29	17
L	22	30	18.5
XL	24	31	20
2XL	26	32	21.5
3XL	28	33	22.875
4XL	30	34	24.25
5XL	32	35	25.375

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