"Beer is Good" Mousepad
Look down at your mouse. Now back up to me. Now back down to your mouse. See how it lacks proper support? What's that? You already have a mousepad and/or you're on your phone?
I don't give a rat's ass. Err, a mouse's ass.
Get this freshly-brewed mouse pad and bask in its obnoxious comfort, which has been rated as the 8th most preferred type of comfort.