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Featured

New, shiny stuff for your favorite orifice(s)!

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Pentawreath Tee $27.99 - $29.99
Taco Zombie Zip Hoodie $59.99 - $66.66
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"Bluey" Inspired Tee $24.99 - $28.99
"I Can Only Count to Four" Tee $24.99 - $28.99
Kazoos! $4.99
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Destroyed by Alex Autographed Drumstick! $19.99
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Discography Music Madness! All 7 Albums, singles, etc! $79.93 $39.99 - $59.99
Pizzachu Tee $24.99 - $28.99
Sgt. Snuggles Tee $24.99 - $28.99
"Beer is Good" Mousepad $9.99

Shirts & Apparel

Cover your disgusting, slimy flesh with our wearables!

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Pentawreath Tee $27.99 - $29.99
Taco Zombie Zip Hoodie $59.99 - $66.66
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"Bluey" Inspired Tee $24.99 - $28.99
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"Holiday Massacre" Season 8 Limited Edition Tee $25.99 - $29.99
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"Cool Dick, Bro" Tee $23.99 - $24.99
Sgt. Snuggles Tee $24.99 - $28.99
"I Can Only Count to Four" Tee $24.99 - $28.99
Pizzachu Tee $24.99 - $28.99
Dino Thumb Tee $24.99 - $28.99
"Space Dogs" Tee $24.99 - $28.99
Danger Zone Tee $24.99 - $28.99
"Jaws" Tee $24.99 - $28.99
"Ghostbusters" Tee $24.99 - $28.99
"GrRrRrrR" Tee $24.99 - $28.99
"Psychostick Hates You" Tee $24.99 - $28.99
"So Heavy" Tee $24.99 - $28.99
"Vultures Displaying Flowers" Tee $24.99 - $28.99

Hoodies

Hoodies! You want them. We have them. Sometimes. Shut up!
Taco Zombie Zip Hoodie $59.99 - $66.66

Music

WHAT? Bands make music? We're a band? Weird.

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Discography Music Madness! All 7 Albums, singles, etc! $79.93 $39.99 - $59.99
"... and stuff" (CD and/or Digital Download) $8.99 - $12.99
"Heavy Bluey" Song Download! $0.99
"Do" (CD and/or Digital Download) $6.99 - $11.99
"IV: Revenge of the Vengeance" (CD and/or Digital Download) $5.99 - $11.99
"Space Vampires VS Zombie Dinosaurs in 3D" (CD and/or Digital Download) $5.99 - $11.99
"Sandwich" (CD and/or Digital Download) $5.99 - $11.99
"The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride" (CD and/or Digital Download) $3.99 - $6.99
"We Couldn't Think of a Title" (CD and/or Digital Download) $5.99 - $11.99
"Micin' Shit Up!" Song Download $0.00 - $1.00
O Tannenbaum $0.00 - $1.00
N.O.E.L. $0.99
Give Thanks or Die $0.99
I saw a Psychostick $1.00
"Debtors" Self-titled (CD and/or Digital Download) $3.99 - $5.99
Evacuate Chicago, "Veracity" (CD and/or Digital Download) $6.99 - $11.99
"Cool Dick, Bro!" Ringtone $0.69
Squeaky Shark Ringtone $0.99

Extras

We like it weird, so here's some weird shit.
"Beer is Good" Mousepad $9.99
Stress Taco $4.99
Kazoos! $4.99
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"Beer is Good" Bundle! $22.46 $14.99
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Destroyed by Alex Autographed Drumstick! $19.99
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"Memory Hole: The Psychology of Dystopia" Book $24.99
Autographed Glossy Photo! $19.99
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"Original Piss and Piss Light" Combo! $9.99 $7.99
"Dichotomies: Lessons from a College Life on Tour" - Book $14.99 - $19.99
"Piss Light" - Blue Koozie $4.99
"Original Piss" - Red Koozie $4.99
"Beer Is Good" - Yellow Koozie $4.99
Dark "Beer Is Good" - Black Koozie $4.99
"Fist" Patch (4") $4.99
"On Your Face" Sticker $2.49
"Beer Is Good" Sticker $2.49
"Stic" Die Cut Sticker $4.99
"My Car is a Piece of Shit" Sticker $2.49
"Space Crocodile" Poster (22'' x 28'') $9.99
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Ultra Sticker Pack 64! $12.49 $9.99
Official Guitar Tabs for "We Couldn't Think of a Title" $14.99